Receptionist wasn't helpful
As a helpdesk technician you get to utilize software tools that allow you to “take over” someone else’s computer in order to see and work on their computer as if you were physically there. Without mentioning the place of business, there was one employee that kept calling us with “problems” that were always self induced.
On one eventful April Fools the helpdesk staff all huddled around the helpdesk switchboard operator as we “took over” her mouse and keyword and would pull the mouse in the opposite direction of where she was trying to go and type words she never intended. Sure enough, she called us and we pretended to “fix” the problem with her over the phone. We gave her a few minutes…then did it again. Sure enough, she calls again. This went on for a good half hour before our manager came out to find out why we were all huddled around the operator and why we were all laughing hysterically. Kill Joy!
Scott in Washington
super-duper glue
Scott in Washington
super-duper glue
This one goes a long ways, super glue a quarter - ok, a silver dollar in today's economy.. but in the city, it works like a champ and is really funny. There was this old guy who didn't give up trying and kept kicking it, then digging at it with his heel.
Several of my college buddies converged on the campus cafeteria. One had filled a hot water bottle full of pea soup and slipped it into his coat. Sitting at the table, his buddies surrounding him, he starts making this incredible sick pukey sound and you can only guess - he stands up and moans, then bends over and squeezed that bottle --
only to spurt out all this green, thick liquid with a final sickly moan. The real stomach churner was when his friends sitting at the table with him, begin to a slurp up that pea soup. I felt so sorry for those patrons surrounding the table, as then all began to get totally grossed out and began to hurl, causing a chain reaction of pukers through-out the cafeteria. I guess a lot of folk didn't enjoy dinner that night.
this one is great for freshmen in the dorm, late at night, and maybe a little liquored up and requires an accomplice to pull this off successfully. Knock on your victim's door and say "i have to use your window - someone's gonna jump!" then run to the window and look outside, but don't let your victim peek. Have your accomplice ready to drop a rag filled dummy and if needed, add as much realism as possible, for instance bags of ketchup, etc
. After the dummy hits the ground, let your victim see the result on the ground from the window. While they freak out, convince your victim to run down and help while you call the ambulance. As soon as your victim begins to make his way downstairs, signal your accomplice to pull the dummy and hide! You disappear while your victim freaks out expecting to find a dead body - convincing anyone else of what they witnessed.
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